III Destroy all other permanents except for artifacts, lands, and Phyrexians
It perpetually gains "This creature can't block." When this card specializes from any zone, you may sacrifice a creature
Whenever this deals combat damage, if you committed a crime this turn, you can sacrifice this to Demonic Tutor
After all, nothing would be more fun than going through the ordeal of setting up Barren Glorys win condition, only to wheel out The Cheese Stands Alone instead
Ive seen it destroy creatures or at least threaten to in most games
So the deck is about Noncreature spells, and the commanders care a bit more about High Mana Value but it's not a main focus of the deck, and there's a bunch of minor cute subthemes that play off our main theme and commander